OLD SHOES DANCE BEST
KICK UP YOUR HEELS AT YESTERDAY’S NEWS
KICK UP YOUR TOES AT BEHOLDEN VIEWS
KICK UP YOUR LOINS AT A MISTAKEN MUSE
KICK UP YOUR ELBOWS AT THE WRONG CRUISE
STOMP YOUR FEET IN A TWO-STEP OF YAHOO
SLAP YOUR KNEES IN A BANTER OF BALLYHOO
TAP YOUR FINGERS IN A SYNCO OF BOO-HOO
SNAP YOUR HEAD BACK IN A NOD TO YOUR NEW WOO-WOO
SHUFFLE FAST TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR OWN SCORE
TWIST BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THAT GREAT WIDE FLOOR
WIGGLE AND WAGGLE THE OLD SPARE TIRE FOR MORE AND MORE
LIE FLAT BREATHE FAT MAKE LIKE A MAT IN THE DISCOUNT STORE
KICKING AND TAPPING AND WIGGLING MAKE LYING DOWN
A TRUE BLESSING ONLY GAINED BY A CLOWN
KICKING UP THE HEELS OF OLD SHOES
INVITES ANOTHER JIG WITH THE NEW MUSE.
May you all get old enough to be young at heart!